Thursday, May 1, 2008

Theatrics

Some assassins are so confident in their killing ability, that they don't just go straight for the kill; they do something flashy and unnecessary. Learn from 'Hallowed are the Ori'...

'Hallowed are the Ori' killed 'Felix Leiter'

'Hallowed are the Ori' writes,
This kill was so awesome that it merits dropping the prior act temporarily. I talked to Jon a few hours after I killed him, and found out that my next target was none other than my friend Greg, so I decided to stage the kill with Jon. Greg was at a local Inflatable Dome event at the time, so I talked to him and revealed that I had to kill Jon, disregarding the fact that I'd killed him hours earlier. About fifteen minutes after I left, I sent Jon in to talk with Greg, then I rushed in ninja- style and "killed" Jon, making a big scene of it. When the laughter subsided, I turned my weapon on Greg and killed him. Greg I'm sorry, but at least it was funnier than following you to class and shooting you in the back.

Originally published on Wednesday, February 08, 2006, in the game Urbana Dorms Spring '06



'Hallowed are the Ori', an excellent assassin, went on to win the game with 5 kills.

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