Saturday, July 12, 2008

How to Assign Targets in Assassins

If you are hosting or playing in an assassins game, it is important to know how targets are assigned. On Sassins.com you can assign initial targets in any arbitrary way you want, but we make it very easy to do it in a circle, like this:



Each dot represents a player and each arrow represents an assigned target, pointing from assassin to target.

When a kill occurs, the person who got eliminated is removed from the circle, and her assassin is then assigned to target her former target. (A→B→C becomes A→C when B is eliminated.)

This algorithm ensures that each player always has exactly one target and one assassin until there is only one player surviving.

This knowledge would have been valuable to 'Dispatcher'...

'John Galt' killed 'Dispatcher'

'Dispatcher' writes,
Tuesday Afternoon, the future looks bright. My would-be assassin coyly requests help with MATLAB programming. A third party assassin dispatches my assailant minutes before he could execute his vile plan. Believing I was safe (since I didn't know who was after me), I let my two colleagues finish their business after they asked to be left alone. Seconds after I left, the killer chased me down and made small talk. Like an innocent one-winged dove I fell for the bait and let my guard down. After positioning me against the wall, the cruel villain exacted her second kill in 2 minutes as I fell to the ground. For my last moments I thought about how precious life really is.


Originally published on Tuesday, March 28, 2006, in the game HKN Assassins Spring '06



'John Galt' went on to get a total of three kills. She was eliminated in the end, but she had the most kills so she won the game.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

A Cup to the Head

Hey everyone. Sorry for the recent dearth in posts. If I don't post every Thursday, you should scold me in the comments.

Some rules of assassins games allow messy weapons, such as water. Using messy weapons can be risky, but it generates some entertaining stories...

'lethal intimidation' killed 'whistle blower'

'lethal intimidation' writes,
Cristi swore up and down that I was her attacker. I successfully deceived her into thinking it wasn't me. I lied and cheated my way into successfully getting invited to her apartment. She pretended to kill me, and in "self-defense" I grabbed a cup of water. While her back was turned at the computer, I dumped my cup of water on her head and assassinated her. She never saw it coming!

'whistle blower' writes,
My assassin slyly coerced herself into my apartment, and then while I was on the computer, poured a cup of water on my back!!


Originally published on Friday, March 24, 2006, in the game North Georgia College Assassins



After dumping a cup of water on the head of her computer-using friend, 'lethal intimidation' went on to get a total of 6 kills! She was killed so she didn't win the game, but she did have the most kills.