Patience is a virtue but Relctuance and Procrastination are faults

In assassins games, Patience is a virtue, but Reluctance and Procrastination can be faults. Deadly faults. Especially when your target and assassin both eat at the same dormitory cafeteria as you...

'Phenomenal Woman' killed 'Crazy Squirrel'

'Phenomenal Woman' writes,
Well I was eating dinner, you know. They had fried chicken and it was good. So I was waiting forever, watching the door, just waiting for Amanda to come in. So I gave up looking for her and started to watch for others trying to kill me. Just when I was putting my tray up, she walked in. So I followed her to the chicken line and graciously sat the dot* on her shoulder. Yup, that's how my first target went down. Isn't it exciting.

* In this assassins game, they chose to use dot-shaped stickers as the only allowable weapon.

'Crazy Squirrel' writes,
Well, I was walking to dinner all paranoid. Just waiting...I get to the dining hall and think, "Is the dining hall safe?" I see my target going to sit down and wonder whether or not I should get her now. I decide on later. I see 'Phenomenal Woman' walking out the door and since we always smile at each other, I smiled at her, didn't think anything of it, and got into line for food where I see that it's fried chicken and the end of the macaroni, so I was silently complaining about not getting a lot of cheese with my macaroni. I was a little mad, I like cheese. I'm leaning against the wall when all of a sudden I feel a pressure on my shoulder, I turn around and there is 'Phenomenal Woman' who informs me I was her target.

Originally published on Wednesday, March 01, 2006, in the game Wesleyan Dots Spring '06

'Phenomenal Woman' woman died two days later outside the art building. This was her only kill.