Drunken Killing

This assassins game was unusual because it was organized for a close-knit group of friends, as opposed to large group of people who mostly don't know each other. So the kills happened in much less public places, such as a poker game, or a road trip, or in this case, a birthday party:

'Jet Black' killed 'Alex M'

'Jet Black' writes,
"Drunken Killing"

I went to Steve's Birthday party Saturday night with little intention of killing. However, I did bring a spoon along for self-defense just in case. Upon arriving at the party, I handed my spoon off to my friend not in the assassins game. When I entered, I got the pat-down and was found to be totally clean, while in reality, my spoon was in the pocket of the kid standing next to me! After a lot of jungle juice, beer, and a game of beer pong, my friend wanted to head outside to try and bum a smoke off someone. Outside, I notice Paul and talked to him briefly. He was going down to let in some friends, and I saw this as my golden opportunity. I asked my friend for my spoon, and as Paul came back up, he received a spoon in the gut. I was reminded of The Godfather when Michael takes the gun planted in the bathroom then comes out and kills the chief of police and the mob boss, except my spoon was the gun and my friend was the toilet. Anywho, it was rather bastardly of me to kill him, and I apologized several times throughout the night. I left my coat in Justin's room btw.


Originally published on Sunday, November 13, 2005, in the game An Excuse for Procrastination

'Jet Black' won the game, attaining three kills. 'Alex M' got second place, with two kills.